Everything I've learned about booze culture.
How about Gin Joint and Tavern.
...or how about: House of ill-repute;Puke Factory; or That place where I picked up that be-atch last week?
There's a place in NYC I've been called American Trash.
Well, I live in Japan, and let me tell you, there's some dandy bar names here, like:Bar, isn't it?Drunk MonkeyPig & Whistle (there used to be a bar in the shitty East side of Vancouver by that name)Bar HoBeep ForestJam Jam Drive on the MarketIf I had my own bar, I'd name it something like "Kingdom of Booze" or "Wife Enhancer" or maybe "Fuck AAA"... yeah, those are all good...
"Jam Jam Drive on the Market"? That should be on a t-shirt.
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