"Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer."~ Dave Barry
"People who drink light "beer" don't like the taste of beer; they just like to pee a lot."~ Capital Brewery, Middleton, WI
"A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her."~ W.C. Fields
"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."~ Henny Youngman
"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on."~ Dean Martin
This has been an ongoing project for a long time now. Years ago, my dad was in some store that was going out of business, and ended up buying the front counter and making a bar out of it. It's a full wet bar with fridge. I usually bartend their Christmas parties from behind it.Do you have feelings of inadequacy? Are you depressed? Do you suffer from shyness? Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Tequila.
Tequila is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. Tequila can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything.
You will notice the benefits of Tequila almost immediately, and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live.
Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past, and you will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living, with Tequila.
Tequila may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Tequila. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.
Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister.
