Monday, December 05, 2005

The Drunk Compendium.

Abbreviated
All in the rhubarb
All over the pond
Annihilated
Bagged
Bamboozled
Banana-faced
Basted
Beaned
Bent like an S
Bladdered
Blasted
Blind drunk
Blitzed
Blootered
Blotto
Bobo
Boiled as an owl
Bombed
Bonged
Bruced
Buried
Buttered
Buzzed
Canned
Cherry-merry
Clobbered
Cock-eyed
Cooked
Corked
Corned
Crocked
Damaged
Drizzy
Drunk as a boot
Drunk as an old shoe
Drunk as a pair of fleas in a gin bottle
Drunk as a skunk
Drunk as two bears
Drunk as three bears
Drunk as four hundred rabbits
Drunked up
Drunker than a monkey
Drunky Brewster
Durnk
Faced
Falling down drunk
Flapjampered
Floppin'
Fried
Fubared
Fucked up like a dog's breakfast
Full of the Dutch courage
Gibbled
Glazed
Gone borneo
Gooned (to the gunnels)
Gorged out of your mind
Gorked
Greased
Half corked
Half cut
Hammered
Having a snootful
Hooped
Hooted
Hootered
Inebriated
In retox
In the bag
In the grip of the grape
Intoxicated
In your cups
Jacked up
Juiced up
Kentucky fried
Knee-walking drunk
Legless
Liquored
Lit
Lit as a stick of kindling
Lit up like the commonwealth
Locked
Loaded (like a freight train)
Loaded to the muzzle
Looped
Lost in the sauce
Lubricated
Mellow
Messed up
Moon-eyed
Mot asber
Mullered
Mungocious
Munted
Nimptopsical
Obliterated
Off the spool
Off the wagon
Oiled
One-eyed and staggering
On the bevy
On the night train
On the sauce
Ossified
Out of it
Out of your gourd
Overserved
Over the bay
Painted
Pasted
Pickled
Pie-eyed
Pigeon-eyed
Pissed as a lizard
Pissed as a newt
Pissed limber
Pissed (to the gills)
Piss-eyed
Pixellated
Plastered
Plowed
Polluted
Primed
Pruned
Prune-faced
Ripe as a brewer's fart
Ripped (to the tits)
Rum drunk
Schmammered
Schnockered
Screwed (to the wall)
Shellacked
Shitfaced
Shitfaced paralytico
Shit-housed
Shmammered
Skunked
Slayed
Slaughtered
Sloopy
Slopped
Sloppy
Sloshed
Smashed
Soaked
Soused
Squashed
Squiffy
Squished
Spiflicated
Stewed (to the gills)
Stinko
Swacked
Swizzled
Tanked
Thoed
Three parts gone
Three sheets to the wind
Tiddled
Tiddly
Tight
Tipsy
Tispy
Toasted
Top heavy
Torn
Totalled
Trashed
Trollied
Tubed
Tuned
Tuned up
Tweaked
Twisted
Wallabied
Washed
Wasted
Wastey-eyed
Wasticated
Wazooed
Whalin'
Wired for sound
Wrecked
Zonked
Zonkered
Zooed
Zoomin'

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