Saturday, March 04, 2006

Quotes of the Day - Mar. 01-04/06

Shit, I'm way behind here. Real life has been getting in the way, I think.

Time to play catchup:

"If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose."
~ Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy

"An alcoholic is someone you don’t like who drinks as much as you do."
~ Dylan Thomas

"The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober."
~ William Butler Yeats

"To moderation."
~ Lem Motlow (Jack Daniel’s nephew and proprietor of the Jack Daniel Distillery)

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